I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR WAY TOO LONG.
sorry. school ate up my life. I am not, however, dead.

Today's post will be centered around the topic:
What I would say to certain people if I didn't fear a retaliation.
Otherwise known as Online Disinhibition Effect.
Just because, since the year is ending, I feel like unloading. These all relate to actual people in my life. Some, I am friends/acquaintances/close with, but others may just be randoms I know through FB or that I see in school.

Person #1
You, my friend, need to see the flaws in yourself.
You are condescending and boisterous, sometimes to the point of utter annoyance. You think that just because one thing is easy for you, everyone else will think it's easy too. Or you think that everyone in the world can cater to your demands and needs. I'm not saying I hate you. As a matter of fact, when you are not carrying this bad personality, you're a fun, funny, interesting person to be around.

Person #2
Stop cheating off me! I don't like giving you the answers to everything all the time. You're always absent when we do stuff in class that requires work/effort/thinking and then you expect me to load you with all the answers. You're a great friend otherwise, but I'm hoping we don't have any classes together next year because of the cheating problem. I work hard for my grades and I don't like handing them over to someone who's too lazy to do the work.

Person #3
You are so cool. I really envy you. Your clothes rock, your life seems like such a party! I wish we were friends. As pathetic as that may sound, I mean it. I could learn a lot from you on how to be awesome, probably. But I have my own cool points to pass on, too. Hah.

Person #4
So, I liked you for a while, but I realized that you are way too much of a player for a self-respecting girl such as myself. I feel bad for your current girlfriend. She obviously does not see what goes on when she isn't around. The shoulder massaging, the asking-to-hang-out, the cheek-kissing...ooo boy, I bet she'd be maaaa-aaad if she knew. I'm just glad I don't like you like you anymore, so I'll never risk being the girl who doesn't see what goes on behind closed doors. Anyway. All I'm saying is that you should respect your girlfriend's title and keep your affections for her and only her. Unless she doesn't care if you shoulder-massage, ask-to-hang-out, and kiss-on-the-cheek other girls. In which case I would say she's keeping you on a leash that's way, way, way too loose.

Person #5
I like you right now. However, you confuse me.

Person #6
To whoever stole my glasses cleaning cloth - you owe me ten bucks, and...you fail at life. If I catch you using the cloth to clean negatives or something, I might just punch you. Seriously. I leave out actual valuable stuff, like my camera or something, and no one even touches it. But my cleaning cloth? What the eff! I can't just go around with smudgy glasses. I need it back. Thanks.

THE END.