why is it that people talk about being crazy with fashion these days, but can't handle a pair of cowboy boots? hm? it's like, ooo, let me stare at your cowboy boots like they're giant, fluffy, googly-eyed, freakshow pyjama slippers every single time i walk by you. yeah, ok, no. stop.



and why is it that people wear things endorsing recycling and stuff when they throw all their plastic bottles in the normal trash and don't even bother using the backs of their paper?



and why do people lie compulsively about serious medical illnesses or that their friends are starting film clubs, when they really aren't?