"Thanks a heap, coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment."

Summer reading list -
1) Scar Tissue - Anthony Kiedis
2) Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper - Diablo Cody
3) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter Thompson

Summer To-Do list -
1) Jump in a pool at 4 AM
2) Diner-hop all the way to New Jersey and back, sleeping in the back of a pickup truck the whole way
3) Savannah
4) Get my adrenaline fix

ARGH I REALLY WANT TO DO NEW JERSEY DINER HOP TRIP. I am missing three essential components, though. A) a pickup truck, B) money, and C) a companion.

BWAH